Comedy

2023

Slackjaw
I Am A Silicon Valley CEO And I Need A Solution To The Trolley Problem By EOD
(Featured in Yapjaw: Slackjaw’s Best in Show)

251
Matt Gaetz’s Dating Profile

Current Affairs
Introducing Legless Reptile Oil (Vol. 8, Issue 6)

Safety Instructions for Your Voyage on SpaceX MoonShip-42069, Based-LMAO Model (Vol. 8, Issue 3)

Is My Child Woke?: A Handy Identification Guide (Vol. 8, Issue 2)

Welcome to the Humans Exhibit at the Intergalactic Zoo (Vol. 8, Issue 1)

2022

The American Bystander
Citizen of Judea, Can You Help? (Issue 24)

Current Affairs
Not All Canadian Geese (Vol. 7, Issue 6)

2020

The Weekly Humorist
5 Honest Yelp Reviews About the New Cannabis Cafe in Town

Slackjaw
5 Myths About George W. Bush As We Celebrate The 100th Annual George W. Bush Day

Make Our Coffee Shop Great Again: Here’s Why I Support A Toddler Ban

Omnarchy
4 Recreational Drugs That Don’t Require Updating Your Pituitary Software

Auto Body Shops Running Dangerously Low on Automated Bodies

Read the 3-Step Plan for Reopening the Economotron and Unleashing the Wrath Within

Mindhive Unveils New Guideline Guidelines

How to Access Telemedicine When Your Neural Antenna Breaks

5 Ways to Stay in Shape If You Are An Unstable Tesseract

2019

McSweeney’s
Ghostbusters-for-All Is Not What This Country Needs